Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

t0-1nfinity-xnd-bey0nd:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY EXISTENCE

(via criminalminds-bestdamnshow)

havexheart:

cory-doctorow:

did you bury your dog to make a shitty pun

But look how stoked the dog is

(via beckython)

“The moon reminds me of you. So beautiful, so bright and so far away.”
“She was a curious girl who loved the smell of old books, chasing butterflies and touching herself under the covers.”

jaclcfrost:

[casually puts earlier date on assignment before turning it in to make it look like i’m not a procrastinating piece of shit]

(via wzrdmgk)

unexplained-events:

Sticky Monsters

Monster drawing on sticky notes by John Kenn Mortensen. He calls it his “little window into a different world, made on office supplies.”

(via piercedpracticeskin)

Put a percent in my ask box.

m4sonj4r:

0% Walking to my toilet, brb.

15% Uh.

30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.

45% Awh.

50% Small crush, nbd.

65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.

80% I really want to talk to you…

95% Me, you, bed.

100% Will you be mine?

DO IT.

(via birf)